Turtles do it, baby dragonflies do it, so why shouldn’t people with clogged lungs survive by breathing through their posteriors?

Turtles do it, baby dragonflies do it, so why shouldn’t people with clogged lungs survive by breathing through their posteriors?
What happens if someone actually finds Nessie? Can you learn to roll your Rs? All this and more…
This is the first time we’ve ever found a dinosaur with hooves.