Turtles do it, baby dragonflies do it, so why shouldn’t people with clogged lungs survive by breathing through their posteriors?

Turtles do it, baby dragonflies do it, so why shouldn’t people with clogged lungs survive by breathing through their posteriors?
East Africa may look very different in five to ten million years.
The answer, as usual, is somewhere in the middle.
That would be the dream.
The answer is right under your nose. Obviously.