GRB 250314A looks “exactly like modern supernovae”, and that, in itself, is a little unexpected.

GRB 250314A looks “exactly like modern supernovae”, and that, in itself, is a little unexpected.
East Africa may look very different in five to ten million years.
The answer, as usual, is somewhere in the middle.
That would be the dream.
The answer is right under your nose. Obviously.